MY CREEPYPASTA

It all started on a rainy day. I woke up as normally on a sunday it was a wonderful day for posting on the nintendo zone forums since it was raining and im scared of the rain so i posted on there all day but then i saw a weird post it was titled NEW GAME BY NINTENDO DOWNLOAD NOWW!!! i was quite enamoured by this. a new nintendo game has released? im quite excited i click on the forum post imediatly and click the link to DOWNLOADDD i extracted the game file and opened up the EXE file as quick as a cheeta running. the file was named adventures_of_spoogle.exe i was quite confused. a new francise with a new protagonist? HOW EXCITING!!!!! i opened up the file and was greeted to a image of a very crappily made nintendo logo, i thought this was a left over accidently used asset so i didnt care. then it brought me to a titlescreen that is very crappily made and looked like it was made by a child, i thought "wow nintendo must have lost their budget or something" but i didnt care for a game is a game. the titlescreen had 2 buttons. a play button and a options button but no exit button, this concerned me. i looked in the options for cool settings but htere was nothing. only a error message saying "sorry no options i dont feel like adding it right now. it will be added in future update" I WAS PISSED AND FURIOUS ABOUT THIS HOW DARE THEY NOT INCLUDE A options menu. but i was ok with it because i dont care anymore. i pressed the play button and it seems to be a 2d platformer like game with pixel graphics. i seem to be playing as a small short man who seems to be balding, this must be the spoogle that the exe file name mention.ed. he doesnt really move that fast and his jump height isnt really that high. "perhaps i could get a powerup or something to have better movement" i thought. so i looked around in the 2d space. it seems that you can press b to punch your opponents and enemys so when i came across an enemy i BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT!!!! and it died at my hands and i loved every moment of it but then i became sad because that enemy must have had a family. but i didnt care anymore because looooll. ahhaha. when the enemy died it dropped a powerup, it looked like a green plants that was reallys delicious. i touched it and my speed and jump height increased i was really happy because of this but then the game started to look really weird, the colors became very strange and changed rapidly, my speed and jump height decreased during this at a slow pace so i had to quickly go through the level before my speed came back to normal. there was a few jumps and enemys there but then i almost got to the exit. but then when the colors stopped changing I DIED AND LOST A LIIFEEE!!!! this was bad and saddened me alot!!!! but then when the game started i saw a scary face. it said to me "YOU HAVE DIED DONT DO THAT AGAIN!!!!! THAT CAUSED SOOOO MUCH PAIN TO ME. DONT DIE AGAIN FRIEND!!!!" i agreed to his terms and tried not to die. i killed the enemy and got the weird green plant again and ran as fast as i could to the exit but then i died again but FASTEEERR!!!!! this was fucked up i didnt like this it hurt my scary friend "BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT TOUCH THAT WEED. ITS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!!!!!" my heart sank. that was weed? i thought it was a weird plant how could this be... nintendo including drugs in their most recent game? their budget must be down the gutter. i said to the scary man "IM SORRY MAN I DIDNT HTINK THAT WAS WEED!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR SINNING" he said "I FORGIVE YOU AS LONG AS YOU DONT TOUCH IT AGAIN!!!!!" i had only 1 life left but i had learnt enough about the game to be able to get 1 more. i killed the enemy and DIDNT touch the weed as it isnt good for my health. i touched it. i then got a heart attack in real life and was hospitalized for about a week. the end